A Cricketing Genius

I am great cricketer but nobody understands it. But people feel that might be a potential threat to rules of the game. In spite of having so many credits to my name (as shown below), nobody seems to take me in their team

:-) Introducing new Bowling type (Wide Bowling): Just 4-6 balls per over goes wide.

:-) After first 3 balls, the batsman change his position and strategy - Not for getting runs, but atleast to touch the ball

:-) Always bowled the longest over for my team - Whenever I (wide) bowl, they said I should bowl again. So I end up bowling atleast 12 ball per over.

:-) Fast Bowling - Whenever I try fast bowling the position of everyone changes - Wicketkeeper stands near the boundary, batsman moves few inches away from the stumps (leaving it uncovered)

:-) Bowling Bouncers - With full power, the ball did bounce high, not few inches from the batsman, but few inches from me. It didn’t even reach half the pitch!

:-) Medium pace - It worked perfect for me and batsman - I bowl exactly to his bat and he hit it exactly to the boundary for a 4 or 6 but not more than that. So in the best interest of my team, I gave up medium pace.

:-) Spinning bowling (all types!!): I know that you need to spin the ball and realize slowly. I did do that and it did hit. Not the stumps, but wicket keepers head!

:-) Batsman's frustration - In international cricket, it’s the bowler who gets frustrated with the batsman when he hits the ball. In my case the batsman get frustrated with the (only) bowler- Me!!

:-) Challenge the cricket rules - Usually it’s the bowling team who runs behind the ball. But whenever I (wide) bowl, it’s the batsman who runs moves here and there, jump to reach the ball, atleast to touch it.

:-) I am a match winner - Yes. Most of the time, the opponent always wins :-)

:-) True sportsmanship - Usually there is tension associated with game as who is going to win. When I walk with ball or bat in my hand, atmosphere becomes light - everyone starts laughing!!! :-)